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Name:Piper Chapman
Birthdate:Jun 7
Location:Litchfield, New York, United States
"Self-surrender. Yeah, well, no one told me, either. Got the paperwork right here. Name is Chapman."



"Yeah —'chap,' like when your lips get all dry and they're chapped. Piper. Rhymes with 'sniper.'"


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Piper Chapman never planned on going to prison. After ending a torrid relationship with international drug smuggler Alex Vause, she became the nice blond lady she was always supposed to be.

And yet.



[[ physical characteristics : Piper is 5'8" and slender, with blond hair and blue eyes. She will usually be wearing orange or khaki scrubs, and will have her inmate ID fastened to her breast pocket at all times. ]]

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Piper Chapman (played by Taylor Schilling) is from the television show Orange Is the New Black, based on the memoir Orange Is the New Black: My Year in a Women's Prison by Piper Kerman, and is property of Lionsgate and Netflix. I'm not affiliated with them, nor am I making any money off this. Piper appears here for the sole purpose of role-playing in [community profile] panfandomsandbox, from which no profit whatsoever is being made. Piper's mun is [personal profile] sardonicynic, who can only shrug and facepalm just beyond the fourth wall.



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ask the mun behind the curtain : sardonicynic [at] gmail [dot] com

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